If you crave the body of Adonis but look more like Giant Haystacks, we have the solution. Or at least, a very small part of the solution. For there's nothing worse that a nervous twitch in the office, or a pain in the back, neck, elbow, or side. It blocks the confidence, ruins your creative ability and is frankly unpleasant to look at. The sufferer is usually required to stand-up and put him or herself through a mangled set of physical jerks and contortions that would make even David Blaine blush. In short, if you can't make it through to 5.30pm without seeking to calm your aching joints, how are you ever going to get the body you've always wanted? Hmmm. Now the answer is upon us. This ergonomically designed marvel is simply wonderful at massaging away the cares of the working day, with a gentle rubbing motion and some good vibrations. The tactile rubber massager in the stylish design is perfect for shoulder, neck and back massage, and easy to use at the flick of a switch. The massage heads can be changed for the different aches you may suffer. The digital clock on the base unit of the massager makes it ideal for keeping on the desk - just click... and unwind. Now there's no need to wait for the Radox bath, foot spa or stiff scotch at the day's end. Just pop this little marvel on the affected area for instant executive relief. Perfect for unknotting muscles. And reviving drooping spirits. And you don't even need to leave your desk to do it. Bliss.